ur momma

[the beefsters]

the stupidest your momma jokes you will ever see-

Your momma's so fat, that not only when she looks down can she not see her feet
But she sees the face of abraham lincoln

Your momma's so hairy that she has a fro coming out of her belly button

your moma so ugly that shes the only little boy michael jackson turned down

Your momma so fat that the kids spread jelly over her rolls kiss my wenis eat it (i have no idea)

yo momma so stupid, she doesnt even have a kid

your mother is filled with so much impudence that in the act of urinating, she imposes upon her head a swirly

Yo momma is so fat that shes fat hahahahahahaha

yo mommas butt is so big, that its little

YOur moma so fat, that in the NASA space quest of 1953, three austronats were lost in what was believed to be a black hole. Scientific advancements however have proved it was her cake hole

[swampman]

DID BRETT WRITE ANY OF THOSE?

[beefinstine]

no

i did


lindsay


beef master

[beefinator]

Oh yeah, well your mother is so fat she has more curves then spacetime in the presence of a large mass


a.nd your mother is so dumb that she designed experiments exploiting quantum entanglement in an effort to demonstrate nonlocation inherit in the microcosmos a.nd undermind the true nature of the uncertinty principle
SO HA!
~Ashley

[Beefy]

^^ What is wrong with you?
I mean really...

its summer vacation, im calling for an intervention. no mind should be used like that unless were forced to in school... im sorry, this shall be done out of love. a.nd also i must know, where did you learn about

a) quantum entanglement

b) nonlocation inherit in the microcosmos

c) uncertainty principle.

do you sit around just looking up all these science theories a,nd developements? you went to new berlinl... youre a pretzel... pretzel dont know this sort of science! their intelectual range goes only to why when you throw a monkey in the air, it comes crashing down. kiss my wenis even then... its a primitive understkiss my wenising.

so tell us, how do you, a pretzel, know these things?

[beefy]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha look at the second to last sentence. i dont even freaking understan.d the screening in that... i think it was supposed to be understa.nding... but it came out understkiss my wenising

[swampman]

i won an award at new berlin for answering the monkey question right the second time around