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Post by the beefsters on Jul 26, 2006 13:12:08 GMT -5
So everyone knows how many conspiracies there are in this world that no one knows about.
toaster struttles, some freak form of gargoyoles, santa, Mj, whymoing... so many.
kiss my wenis we have a conspiracy page on beefcake central, buuuuut you guys cant write on that one. so if you have a hidden truth please come kiss my wenis share it so that me may prepare against it.
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Post by the beefsters on Jul 26, 2006 13:20:35 GMT -5
Well to start it off, last night kara a.nd I discovered something alarming...
Ever since the evil clinton era, when they kicked out a crap load of the mentally ill people out of the assylums... the hobo rate has sky rocketed a.nd with it the mental instability.
That is only the start of the horror I am about to share with you. Because of all of them being crazy, a.nd having done so many drugs... a.nd because of the brain damage caused by suffering long nights in the rain or michael jacksons barie dream house, sometimes their minds dont work too well. See, they obviouslyt dont have very much money so in the winter of 05, came the penny movement. The desperation for food was so great that hobos began to devour the unwanted pennies everyone left behind on the floor. Of course they never thought that instead of devouring thousa.nds of pennies, they could have bought some real food with that money... because theyre brain damaged! (im pretty sure that is so politcally incorrect that someone would shoot me for saying that) After eating so many pennies their esophogas a.nd stomach lining became layored by pure copper. a.nd because copper is so valuable now adays, the secret hobo bounty hunters (the toddlers) are fighting to steal hobos throats a.nd tummys a.nd sell them on ebay or the black market.
how does this apply to you?
Well, its explains radioactivity. of course. See, the hobos have to hide their valuable innards a.nd so they convert it into toxic substances because no one would ever want to buy that... it gives you cancer. a.nd being the brain damaged hobos that they are, they didnt realize that by turning it into cancer causing stuffs that they were in reality destroying what the toddlers were trying to steal. so moral of the story, dont trust those blasted hobos. or those small mini children peoples.
or cancer causing radioactive marterial.
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